Not an 80s vid…

despite it being a Nik Kershaw song. Nik’s album ’15 Minutes’, released in 1999 is a hidden masterpiece, a tour de force of stunning songwriting, great guitar playing, and proof if ever it were needed that he was always a cut above just about everyone else who came out of that decade… Go and buy 15 minutes, you’ll thank me later. He’s got a new album out, which I need to get.

My ringtone rendered as video…

OK, this one is objectively verifiably one of the greatest pop songs of all time. If you disagree, well, you’re just wrong and I pity you. It’s also my ringtone on my phone (the MP3 not some crappily rendered midi-file of it. So if you’re ever on a bus somewhere and hear this playing tinnily behind you, it’s me taking a call, OK?

Sit back, enjoy, then go and write some songs this good…

It's alright, I'll get bored of this in a couple of days…

I promise…

After Paul Weller left the Jam, I as a pre-teen Jam fan wasn’t impressed with the really early Style Council stuff. The first of their songs that totally grabbed me was Walls Come Tumbling Down. After that I then went back and rediscovered the first album, which is a work of genius. And Steve White was what, 17 when he played that stuff?? Unbelieveable.

And more retro-loveliness

OK, so I’m indulging the kind of retrogressive fanciful nonsense that I’ve derided before on this ‘ere blog (can’t find the entry at the moment, but it was a rant about oldies stations), but I’m really loving finding 80s classics on YouTube… I guess I can console myself that I’m digging up songs I really like, and still like, not Amytiville by Lovebug Starski or Just Say No by the Grange Hill Cast… I’m not even dipping into guilty pleasures like Hi Ho Silver by Jim Diamond (it’s the association with Boon, I’m afraid) or any of the great 80s power ballad duets from crap films…

So here’s installment 3 in Steve’s video nostalgia trek… I promise I’ll dig up some new music soon to counteract this pointless reminiscing.

BTW, there’s a thread started over in the forum – I’m sorry that comments are still down… Will try and stick pins in Sarda and get him working on it… it’s not like he’s actually busy with work and moving back to England or anything.

If this doesn't bring a smile to your face…

…you’re either dead or under the age of 30… :o)

Next time someone starts giving it all that BS about the 80s being a terrible decade for music, remember how great good honest pop was back then. Tunes, by the bucket load, great harmony, and magic hair! Yay The Blow Monkeys!

post-greenbelt curry

A fun evening last night – a Greenbelt chum was having birthday drinks in town, so ’twas a chance to catch up with her and other greenbelt chums in town. Fortunately, two of them were people who’d been so busy over the weekend I hadn’t had a chance to see them at the festival – Emma and Chris, both delightful and lovely. I’d arranged beforehand to go for dinner with The Cheat at the end, and Emma, Chris and Emma’s friend Sarah-who-thinks-she’s-met-me-before were going as well, so a delicious Thai feast and much hilarity followed. Yay.

plans are a-foot for a post-greenbelt curry in the next couple of weeks – email me if you’re a greenbelter who’s interested.

However, that wasn’t the most exciting thing of the evening – that prize goes to StreetBox – a beatbox/voice duo who were busking at the top of Carnaby street, and the beatbox dude was out of this world. They did a kick ass version of Billy Jean, which I’m going to try and get uploaded to YouTube cos I videoed it on my hires phone (riiight), but I’m hoping their website will be updated soon with info/MP3s/CD buying options. They had a CD for sale there, which I saw Howard out of top pop singing sensations Take That buy. I stood next to Howard watching them, us both smiling incredulously at what the beatbox monkey was capable of – drums, basslines, scratch effects and bleeps all merged into one incredible sound. Well worth keeping an eye on…

The art of transcription…

Transcribing music is hard. Much harder than you’d imagine, if you’re trying to get it ‘right’.

TAB taken from the internet is, always, as you’d imagine, total shite. Without exception. It’s a limitation of the form – TAB just doesn’t contain most of the information needed to read a piece of music properly. It can show you roughly where on the fingerboard you can put your fingers to get sounds similar to the ones on a CD, but unless you’ve also got the CD and good enough ears to correct the handiwork of some inbred 12 year old from the mountains of Montana, y’all aren’t going to get very close to sounding like the record, and what’s worse, you’re screwed should anyone ask to play along and want some clues as to the key, the notes involved or any other actual musical information about it.

Sadly books often aren’t that much better. I’ve got a Jaco Pastorius transcription book. It’s rubbish. Total balls. lots of it isn’t even close. A student of mine brought round a Muse transcription book today. more nonsense. The notes were roughly right, but the TAB given for the tune we were doing (Hysteria) was utter nonsense, and would result in it sounding not much like the original, if you care about the feel of the tune. It only took me 30 seconds to confirm via YouTube that the bassist from Muse did indeed play this the way I thought he did and not the way it’s tabbed in the book.

And all over the country kids are parting with their hard earned pocket money for this crap.

See, the problem is that even if you get the notes right, there’s an easy way to write most things and a hard way – another student of mine has got a couple of transcription books of Jamiroquai stuff. There don’t seem to be many actual ‘inaccuracies’ in the book – a few minor discrepancies, but nothing beyond a reasonable margin of error. However, the way the stuff is written out is way way way more complex than it has to be. Staccato quavers written as alternate semi-quaver notes and rests rather than staccato dots being added to the notes. Rhythmic groupings within syncopated bars that make it tricky to read. Too much nonsense generated by Sibelius or whatever score-writing package is being used.

Look, if you’re doing transcriptions, the art is to make it so that the reader can read the music, not just to be ‘right’ but to be ‘good’. It’s all well and good telling me that ‘that’s what he played’ but is it what he intended, is it how he thought about it. those semi-quaver rests aren’t rests at all, they’re just the gaps between staccato notes. A very different thing, and the quavers are MUCH easier to read and understand, and make it easier to see what kind of groove it is at a glance.

It’s possible to over-transcribe too. when I was doing my transcription of Portrait Of Tracey for Total Guitar Magazine, I used a few different ones as source material. The one in the aforementioned Jaco book was nonsense, of course. The one in Bass Player magazine was so ‘right’ that is was impossible to interpret – bars of 11/4 and 13/8 where all that was happening was a ‘gap’ between the phrases. Was Jaco counting 11 beats, or whatever? Doesn’t sound like it to me. So put in one of those little hat things that mean ‘pause’ over the last note, and let people ‘feel’ the space and get on with actually playing music.

Transcribing should be totally accurate, but not pedantic. It’s a hard line to tread, and one where you have to keep in mind what is going to lead to the reader getting to the music accurately and painlessly? That’s why Sibelius or whatever is only ever as good as the person using it. It always needs correcting away from whatever it defaults to.

As a rule, Bass Player Magazine has the best transcriptions – they’re always worth a look, occasional attacks of gruesome pedantry notwithstanding. The ones in ‘Standing In The Shadows Of Motown’ are great too. fab stuff. Watch out for the dodgy ones, they’ll take you longer to suss out the lines on than it would to work it out from the CD…

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